10 Signs You May Have Webular Standarditis

  1. You suffer night sweats and heart palpitations after dreaming you are being chased by swarms of angry divs.
  2. You refer to colleagues as Strict, Transitional, and the Future Unemployed.
  3. When blowing out your birthday candles, you wish first for your site to validate, second for world peace.
  4. You experience guilt and remorse after using three break tags on one page.
  5. The preschool teacher complains your child won't color inside or outside the lines--she'll only indicate colors on a separate sheet.
  6. You are overcome with nausea in the dining room table department at IKEA.
  7. You live in an apartment, have hay fever and don't know a petunia from a radish, but you mutter frequently to your spouse about "being in the garden."
  8. Your Visa bill hits an all-time high from ordering Eric Meyer CSS books.
  9. You have disturbing fantasies of TP-ing Bill Gates' house, wearing only a cardboard box.
  10. In a moment of road rage, you call another driver a "spacer.gif...an alt-less spacer.gif."

Comments

Number 8 is hitting a little too close to home for me...

just driving by the outside of Ikea makes my stomache turn....